I feel so small 
But we must not forget 
That size matters 
 
And we've got the biggest alphabet 
 
We've got 29 letters, you've only got 26 
Let's see how big you are 
When you suck our fucking vowels 
 
Suck my Æ Ø Å 
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å 
(Sham one!) 
We got Æ Ø Å 
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å 
 
We got Æ Ø Å 
After X Y Zed 
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å 
There is no more Mr. Nice 
We got Æ Ø Å 
We got a great big alphabet 
And it's a matter of size 
 
Bigger, better, stronger, faster 
With ÆØÅ I am the Mæstør |